Fo shizzle. Mmmmhmmm. Amen brother from a notha mother. A sista from a notha mista. You know it girl...snap, snap, snap. Dizzle my fizzle. Bust a cap. I've decided that I'm going to become black so if you have any good black sayings let me know. Once you're black you can't go back.
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ReplyDelete'sup dawg?
That's about all I can contribute, cooney. I'm afraid I don't have that large of a black-man vocabulary.
You might want to talk to Michael Jackson...I'm sure he could give you some tips on...switching races??
I'll have you talk to my brother's girlfriend. She knows every saying but will make fun if you say it whiteishly.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, this is the most racist post I've ever read on anyone's blog.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all, I ROFLed. The image of a "black Courtney" cracks me up!
One great thing about being black is that you can swear and get away with it. I don't know why, but I can hear a whitey say something that I find offensive, but have no problem when a black person says the exact same words.