Today I cut my toenails....

My big toe bled
Then I painted them red
Then I went to bed
With a boy named Fred
Who is not dead

But then he said
Let's make some bread
So into the kitchen he lead
And there sat Ted
He has a nice head

We made some bread
It was a dread
I like Ted
I do not like Fred
I banged him on the head
He is now dead

Then I fed
Some bread
To Ted
And we fled
Because Fred was dead

As we fled
Ted saw Ed
So I fed
Some bread to Ed
And instead
He saw Fred

Ted saw Ed see Fred
So Ted banged Ed
On the head
He is now dead

So Ted and I fled
And we got wed